ROBINHOOD CHAIN / META

MOST EXPENSIVE TABBY ASSET

Wall Street has Meta Platforms.
Robinhood Chain has the tabby.

Same ticker.
Different animal.

FOLLOW $META MEET THE TABBY
CONTRACT TBA
PRE-LAUNCH
Crowned tabby cat wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, the Most Expensive Tabby Asset mascot

THE TICKER
GOT A CAT.

Meta Platforms sells the timeline.
$META sells the cat that owns the timeline.

  • Not Facebook.
  • Not Instagram.
  • Not the algorithm.

The most expensive tabby asset wearing the ticker of the company that monetized looking.

REINTERPRETATION

SAME META.
DIFFERENT INTERNET.

META PLATFORM

  • Feed
  • Ads
  • Algorithms
  • Scrolling
  • Attention

META TABBY

  • Cat
  • Crown
  • Sunglasses
  • Robinhood Chain
  • Owns the ticker

THE FEED

THEY BUILT AN EMPIRE
ON EYES.

META PLATFORM attention · timeline

“They built an empire on eyes.”

THE HOOD robinhood chain

“The hood put a cat on it.”

WALL STREET means the platform

“When they say META, they mean the platform.”

META TABBY means the cat

“When the hood says META, they mean the cat.”

Most Expensive Tabby Asset banner — crowned tabby in a financial cityscape

INSTITUTIONAL DASHBOARD

CAT OWNERSHIP INDEX

Humorous terminal readings. Not market data.

TIMELINE OWNER TABBY
ALGORITHM IGNORED
CROWN ON
ATTENTION CAPTURED
TICKER META

ON-CHAIN

THE TABBY ADDRESS

TBA
PRE-LAUNCH

The cat has the ticker.
The contract comes when the cat goes live.

MARKET TERMINAL

THE TABBY CHART

META · Robinhood Chain OFFLINE

META PLATFORMS
MADE THE FEED.

THE TABBY
MADE THE TICKER.

$META

MOST EXPENSIVE TABBY ASSET

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